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Chloe.
Coffee addict and amateur poet.

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courtneylovedcobain:

do you ever mishear lyrics and when you learn what they’re really saying you’re like wow my version is 900% better

19 hours ago with 34,132 notes

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

19 hours ago with 287,591 notes

trollpacka:

trollpacka:

one thing that will never not amuse me is the fact that the swedish word for bat is flappy mouse

3000 notes later and i am no longer amused by the fact that the swedish word for bat is flappy mouse

19 hours ago with 3,714 notes

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

19 hours ago with 225,224 notes

“The best part of high school was leaving it.”

Pete Wentz  (via forever-and-alwayss)

2 days ago with 76,796 notes

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

2 days ago with 318,794 notes