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Coffee addict and amateur poet.

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if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

5 hours ago with 134,387 notes




Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

5 hours ago with 753,072 notes


At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.

6 hours ago with 173,897 notes


me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

6 hours ago with 119,549 notes


there should be a dating website called ebae

6 hours ago with 57,216 notes


it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week

6 hours ago with 213,463 notes



every possible thing in every possible universe has been said 

slug milk

6 hours ago with 13,577 notes